i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
How many times they’ve claimed that they know you
How many nations think that they owe you
How many simple minds think the same sun don’t shine on their sunglasses now
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms