me on my way to a booty call
have you ever going to see a movie in the middle of the day and then when you walk out you’re surprised that’s still light out
I want it to be you. I want it to be you so badly.
OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS JOKES FOR THREE YEARS
my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”